No.

Call me Master and Commander Bella
Im liking it
My apostles

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

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pocketpadfoot:

Let’s talk a bit more about foul-mouthed Remus saying things like “oh fuck me sideways” or “stick it up your arse” and the rest of the Marauders nearly tripping over their own feet every time he says something like that

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year-of-the-deanmon:

sheslikea-comet:

So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?
WHY IS JENSEN’S FACE ON IT?!

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pullet:

does anyone else know that feel of being fixated on labels and personality tests and shit because they’re the only things that give you a solid grip on your identity

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thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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neptunain:

there’s an incredibly homophobic and transphobic page on facebook called heterosexuals inspiring pride and they make awful clip art comics that literally make no sense and im laughing so hard

(via theonlymack99)

andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

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awwww-cute:

Lazy record store employee

(via lampsarepeopletoo)